It seems these two Airmen decided to rob the local 7-11,

It seems these two Airmen decided to rob the local 7-11, a stupid move
in and of itself. But wait, its stupid to rob a store when you're in
the military 'cause the haircut will give you away every time. But
wait again, its even stupider to do it in UNIFORM with you NAME
emblazoned in 1 inch letters on the front. But wait yet again, its
even stupider to tie up the clerk and try and ring up customers
purchases from behind the register while in uniform outside an Air
Force base. Especially when your first customer is a Chief Master Sgt.