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• On a slow day, you can wait forever. -- The Fourth Law of Computing
• The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
• Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.
• You can plug in Virtually anywhere.
• Nothing that is alive remains unchanging. All Nature changes from day to day and minute to minute, only the dead stop growing and are quiescent.
  Fresh water runs on, and if you stop it, it becomes stagnant....
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
• Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms.
  In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order....