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• Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
  -- Andy Rooney...
• I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
  -- Andy Rooney, American author and television commentato...
• Go to bed. What you're staying up for isn't worth it. -- Andy Rooney
• Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. -- Andy Rooney
• Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
  -- Andy Rooney...
• When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be.
  But it's hard not to. -- Andy Rooney...
• It is easier to buy small plaster models of what you think life is than it is to live it.
• Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.
  -- Kathleen Norri...
• To follow foolish precedents, and wink With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
  -- William Cowpe...