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  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
• Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.
  The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks....
• Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now?
• In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take my advice.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take my advice.
  -- Winston Churchill...
• Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
  During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm....
• Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.