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• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
• I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes.
  .. but I know who these people are! And they're on my list! -- Robert Crumb...
• Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me? Moe: Yup.
  They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable....
• Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
• I will not bury the new kid.
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...
• Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil....there goes the TV....
• See no evil speak no evil hear no evil and have no fun.