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• Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons.
  Some military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people who had "diva" (digital inquiry, voice answerback) systems -- mainly banks....
• Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, who can't and those in cemeteries.
  -- Everett Dirkse...
• Remember the good old days where you decided which candidate to vote for by asking who would do the most good?
  Now you ask who will do the least harm....
• There's one good thing about your life. It's only temporary.
• dusty deck n. Old software (especially applications) which one is obliged to remain compatible with
  or to maintain (DP types call this `legacy code', a term hackers consider smarmy and excessively reverent)....
• dusty deck: n. Old software (especially applications) which one is obliged to remain compatible with
  or to maintain ({DP} types call this `legacy code', a term hackers consider smarmy and excessively reverent)....
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• The static electricity routing is acting up...
• Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....