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• You may be insane, but you're not crazy.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.
• You can always tell an old soldier from the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes.
  The young ones carry pistols and cartridges: the old ones, grub....
• IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
• Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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