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• Edna: "Excuse me, I've got to powder my mouth flaps.
• If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight.
  -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory...
• Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
  .. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
• Ignorance is no excuse.
• A poor excuse is better than no excuse!
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....