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• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• I don't need parents. All I need is a recording that says, 'Go play outside!
  ' -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• It's amazing! All natural laws can be reduced to one simple, unifying equation!
  "Really? What is it?" "Already my powerful brain is bored with such simple problems and is now working on why girls are so obnoxious....
• A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -- Calvin and Hobbe
• For a girl, she's remarkably perceptive." -- CALVIN AND HOBBES
• Hobbes is real and Calvin is his pet boy
• Quote #179 Verbing weirds language. -- Calvin (from "Calvin and Hobbes")
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
  ! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...