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• Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and Goldie Haw
  you wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens....
• Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the bad things they haven't done.
• What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
  So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....
• Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
  So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....