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• All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss. -- Douglas Adam
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack.
  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss....
• So this is it," said Arthur, "we are going to die." "Yes," said Ford, "except.
  ..no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision....
• Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place.
  It is in fact very easy. -- Fenchurch in "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" by Douglas Adam...
• Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true.
  And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies....