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• Life is wasted on the living.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", -- by Douglas Adam...
• I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....
• This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
  "I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...
• No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
• But Beeblebrox you know, he is one of my most profitable clients.
  He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts....
• Charming man, I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry him.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...