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Everything You Read In Newspapers Is Absolutely True, Except For That Rare Story Of Which You Happen To Have First-hand Knowledge.
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Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
-- Erwin Knoll
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Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
-- Erwin Knoll...
Don't read everything you believe.
The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....
If you believe everything you read, it would be better for you to have been born perpetually illiterate.
