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• Learn something NEW today!
• You learn something useless every day.
• Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
  Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started....
• Every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old!
  Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? -- Homer Simpso...
• Aaaaaugh! [finds himself in the middle of a fire] What do I do?
  What do I do? [cough cough] Oh, the song. The song....
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
  Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own....