All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night. I
was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
-- Stephen Wright
was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
-- Stephen Wright
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- All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes... - I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice
cubes... - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... - My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep,
I go over there and write misspelled words on them... - I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift
Wrap department and told them to wrap it,
but in a different print so he would know when to stop... - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats
on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street,
except the little kids, I go out and lift my house... - Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven...
