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• It is said that cats are untrainable. That is not totally accurate.
  Appearances to the contrary, cats do pay attention to the instructions they receive....
• It's the cats' house. We just pay the mortgage.
• The following appeared as part of a memo from the president of Automate, a company that manufactures automobiles.
  "It has come to my attention that Sparks, Inc., the manufacturing company that just moved into our state, is advertising job openings at salaries that are twice as high as those paid to our experienced assembly-line workers....
• Don't pay any attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them. -- Sam Goldwy
• Don't pay any attention to the critics--don't even ignore them. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase - Barro
• Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and pay attention to the women.
  -- Napoleon Bonaparte...
• Why are you looking for more knowledge when you do not pay attention to what you already know?
• Attention! Jeremy eats cats and is not wearing pants!