It Is Not Considered Good Judgement For You To Attempt Tying Your Shoelaces When Coming Down The Ladder On The Fire Escape.

It Is Not Considered Good Judgement For You To Attempt Tying Your Shoelaces When Coming Down The Ladder On The Fire Escape.

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It is not considered good judgement for you to attempt tying your shoelaces
when coming down the ladder on the fire escape.

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