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• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
• Be sure your ladder of success is leaning against the right wall. -- Dobso
• To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
• You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
• Can you put your hands in your head? Oh, no.
• On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vai
  either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow....
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...
• Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
  Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up! Goule...