The Dragon Comes Swooping Down Breathing Fire At You! He He Is Coming Directly Towards You!
The dragon comes swooping down breathing fire at you!
He He is coming directly towards you!
The dragon comes swooping down breathing fire at you! It It is quite warm!
A large winged fire breathing dragon has flown into the room with you. you.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
You can relax now. He's not coming.
Thinking of you is like breathing--it comes automatically.
-- Chris Pirillo (firstname.lastname@example.org)...
It is not considered good judgement for you to attempt tying your shoelaces when coming down the ladder on the fire escape.
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground....
Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
[furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
HERE HE GOES AGAIN! THE FIRE IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OR FACE A GRULING DEATH IN THE PLANET PLUTO!