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• Be the first to go unless you think.
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Wolf's Law (An Optimistic View of a Pessimistic World) It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law)
  but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong....
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
  2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....
• Revolutions never go backward. -- Wendell Phillips (1811-1884) -- Speech, Feb. 12, 1861
• CHURCH A church is either (a) a big, generally impressive-looking building where people go to indulge in religious activities, or (b) a rash commonly found on the upper-thigh.
  I think it's (b). One well-known cure is to dab it with a cream mixed from worm manure, cow snot and crushed caterpillars....
• I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.