It is a sad fact that 50% of marriages in this country end in
divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the
lucky ones!
-- Richard Jeni
divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the
lucky ones!
-- Richard Jeni
Related:
- They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as
bad as it sounds,
considering that the other 50% end in death... - One half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest in
death-
I got out alive... - You're never disappointed in an x-rated movie. You don't say,
"Gee, I never thought it would end that way." --... - Fishing rod: a hook at one end,
a fool at the other... - For at the end of history lies the undiscovered
country... - 50% of the high school graduates in this country graduated
in the bottom half of their class... - A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at
one end and no responsibility at the other... - Cigarette, n.:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between...
