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• The following appeared in a newsletter about education policy.
  'The average annual earnings of high school dropouts are significantly less than the average annual earnings of high school graduates....
• I'm in a class by myself. Everyone else graduated.
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  But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! -- Richard Jeni...
• The following appeared in a newspaper article about law firms in the city of Megalopolis.
  "In Megalopolis, the number of law school graduates who went to work for large, corporate firms declined by 15 percent over the last three years, whereas an increasing number of graduates took jobs at small, general practice firms....
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• High School Education -- Oxymoro
• Semi-Conductor - a person hired to lead an orchestra before he has graduated from director's school.
• Such language in a high-class establishment like this!
• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
  "Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....