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• Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• CIGARETTE: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
• It's not the tobacco we're after, it's the fire
• Can you imagine, RJR Nabisco is coming out with a tobacco flavored cookie.
  . followed of course by a Chocolate flavored filter soft light one hundred cigarette....
• It is the cigarette that smokes, humans are just suckers on the end.
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...