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• Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• A man always chases a woman until she catches him.
• With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
  And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Tolstoy...
• Marry her, Charlie. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she isn't a good woman in all the other departments.
• Liberty Hulse of Middle Island was steadying an unidentified blonde woman who was crying and appeared near a state of collapse.
  ``You have to eat,'' Hulse said to the woman. ``You have a beautiful family, and you have to take care of them too....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....