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• If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
  The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice to remove it....
• You can't always do what you're supposed to do. -- Arlo Guthrie
• You mean I'm supposed to know what the heck I'm saying?
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Software Engineering: How to program if you cannot. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
• I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
• This program posts news to billions of machines throughout the galaxy.
  Your message will cost the net enough to bankrupt your entire planet....
• It's 11:00 o'clock. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
• Now Sally, don't you know you are not supposed to eat with your knife?
  "Yes, Mother, but my fork leaks....