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• No moving parts!
• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow
• Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• Suppose that there is something which a person cannot understand.
  He happens to notice the similarity of this something to some other thing which he understands quite well....
• Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
• Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!