I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another
scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your
hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when
he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your
hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when
he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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