I Tested Positive For EIB!
I tested positive for EIB!
Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. -- Rush Limbaugh
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Impossible, I tested it! It can't fire a missile like that!
Infect your friends and neighbors with E.I.B.!
Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.
Except for Marge -- Marge, you tested positive for Crack and PCP....
Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilated.
Ted Nugent -- Official rock and roller of the E.I.B. Network.
This has been an EIB post. Excellence In Bbsing!
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. -- Mark Twai