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• We are Microsoft. OS/2 is irrelevant. UNIX is irrelevant.
  Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated....
• We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
• Star Trek is irrelevant. The Borg are irrelevant. Uselessness is futile. You will be assimilated.
• We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.
• HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
• WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
  But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....
• I am Rush of Lim-Borg. Liberalism is futile.
• We are NOVELL. You will be Networked. Resistence is Futile.
• I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.