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• Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. -- Mark Twai
• In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French
  I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
  -- Mark Twai...
• I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race.
  That's bad enough for me. -- Mark Twai...
• I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twai
• I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
  I said I didn't know." -- Mark Twai...
• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...