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• Donuts. Is there anything they do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
• True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
  -- A difficult question on the MCATs (Monorail Conductors Aptitude Test), "Marge vs....
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• Marge: We're too late! Cobb: I <shouldn't> have stopped for that haircut.
  Sorry. -- Cut, too, the quick, "Marge vs. the Monorail...