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• Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
  -- Robert Fro...
• I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me
  hat's his. -- Empress Catherine the Grea...
• In life's small things be resolute and great To keep thy muscle trained
  know'st thou when Fate Thy measure takes, or when she 'll say to thee, "I find thee worthy...
• Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes; Flow gently, I 'll sing thee a song in thy praise.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Flow gently, sweet Afto...
• And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
  .....
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctors' spite
  Thy clouds all other clouds dispel, And lap me in delight....