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  An English sea-captain being asked if he had read "The Exile of Erin," replied...
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• I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....
• Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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  But I have spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull live...
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  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....