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• I gotta me a lobotomy.
• Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
  Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
• I see David Koresh finally quit smoking!
• oaster n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see elevator controller)....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• I hated Rush Limbaugh -- until I got my lobotomy.
• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....
• oaster: n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see {elevator controller})....
• I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.