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• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Because I said so" by Frank O. Pinio
• Smile" they said, "It could be worse". So I did - and it was...
• When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
  -- Franklyn Ajaye...
• ... and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways?'" -- G. Mouse