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• I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
• All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• etnews /net'n[y]ooz/ n. 1. The software that makes Usenet run.
  2. The content of Usenet. "I read netnews right after my mail most mornings....
• I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
  You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
• etnews: /net'n[y]ooz/ n. 1. The software that makes {USENET} run.
  2. The content of USENET. "I read netnews right after my mail most mornings....
• I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's; his hair was perfect.
• When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
  By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't do any good to run 'cause you're a mail-lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh?
  Postal Worker: That's right. Homer: Well.. I'm still going to run....
• I refuse to pollute my system with Windoze!