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• I really wish my bust was smaller.
• Really?? We're having monkey heads?
• Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel. Ned: Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha.
  .. Homer: [sternly] _I_ would make it my _business_ to be a third wheel....
• There are some bits at the end of the course I don't really understand, but the students don't normally get that far.
• So from the depths of its enchantment, Terra was able to calculate a course of action.
  Here at last was an opportunity to consort with Dirbanu on a friendly basis -- great Durbanu which, since it had force fields which Earth could not duplicate, must of necessity have many other things Earth could use...
• We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey.
  -- Stephen Covey...
• For insurance purposes, an act of God is defined as something which no reasonable person could possibly have anticipated.
  In this same sense, Catholic theologians speak of the creation of humanity as an act of God!...
• Every natural fact is a symbol of some spiritual fact. -- Emerso
• DEATH Death is the ending of life. But do we really know what death involves?
  No, of course not, that's a stupid question. Only a completely brainless nerk with an intellect the size of an atom would ask a question like that....