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• Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I have read your book and much like it. -- Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
• I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
  -- Gracie Allenacie Alle...
• You read that book I gave you? What book? Diuretics, the science of matter over mind.
• Write a book if you can't read a book!
• Marge: Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine".
  It's a book I read as a girl. Bart: A book!...
• I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book.
  Or a friend who's read one. -- Phyllis Dille...
• I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.
  After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough....
• If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag.