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• I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.
  After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough....
• Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
  -- Miriam Defensor Santiago -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...
• When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again.
  -- Bill Clinton -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...
• Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away.
  May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.