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• Overheard: "How do I feel? Great! And I kiss pretty good, too!
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....
• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
  Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....