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  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
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• Sure I can help you out! Which way did you come in?
• I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.
• I need all the help I can get!
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• I can help; my fees are reasonable.
• James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!