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• I offered to help. You refused to take our money.
  Then I said, 'I guess you're really up shit creek.' -- The Blues Brothe...
• Shit Happens' according to... Sartre: Shit is meaningless!
  What is shit, anyway?...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• Shit happens.
• Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
  Dictatorship of the shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.