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• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...
• Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
• You traded the Blues Mobile for a microphone? OK, I can see that. -- The Blues Brothe
• Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota
• I didn't pay a lot for this dress. I got it for a bargain.
  I heard somebody say I must've got this dress for a ridiculous figure. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...