In school I was never the class clown, but more of the class trapeze
artist, as I was always being suspended ... Once the teacher said, "Emo,
what's five-nineteenths divided by four-fifteenths?" and my brain began to
bleed. She said, "Take it easy. What's our common denominator?" I said, "A
fondness for little girls?"
-- Emo Philips
