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• John's Collateral Corollary In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
• In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it. -- John's Collateral Corollary
• In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
• I/O Device: Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• In order to write about life, first you must live it! -- Ernest Hemingway
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!