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• You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
• How many computer salespeople -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the '486 version....
• ROM: Read Operator's Mind
• ROM wasn't built in a day!
• If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!
• CD-ROM server needs recalibratio
• ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
• How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
• if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade()