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• I can jump spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
• Hell,I even thought I was dead.But I found out I was just in Nebraska.
  -- Little Bill,in Unforgive...
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
• Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
  But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....
• Quote #530 I would rather say Eco is Bill Gates of medievalistics.
  -- mkagalen@lynx.dac.neu.edu (Michael Kagalenko)...
• Bill Gates to his broker: "You idiot, I said $150 million on SNAPPLE!!!
• So for a good old-gentlemanly vice I think I must take up with avarice.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 216...