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• I can jump spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
• I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
  ?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
• Quote #629 Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
  -- Bill Gate...
• I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
• I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
• Bill Gates is a closet OS/2 user.