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• I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
• You need professional help. May I suggest Dr. J. Kevorkia
• Star Trek is dying, Jim! QUICK! Call 9111701!!!!!
• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• Damn, I need a Coke! -- Dr. William DeVries [after implanting the first artificial human heart]
• Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
• Dr. Livingston? Dr. Livingston I. Presume?
• Call me if you need my phone number!
• Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.