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• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
• I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
• If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
• If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
• Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
  Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
• I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
• My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
  -- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...